Catholic Toilet Paper
The building my new office is in
used to be a convent.
Everything we say in our little cubicles
can be heard clearly in the hall,
as if Mother were still pacing,
Rosary ticking,
alert for Special Friendships
or overzealous penances.
She doesn't want us
using much toilet paper, either.
There's a hidden stopper on the roller
so we think we're free
to pull as much as we want,
but instead we get
just a little less than we need.
Love it!
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